teaboot:

teaboot:

Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

ALT

ALT

Did you just know this

  

charlottan:

we have GOT to do more for girls who dont wanna

  

winchesterwhorehouse:

Chidi having an existential crisis on top of ten other already existing crisises my beloved

  

scumbag-fuck:

billspreston-esq:

billspreston-esq:

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

i have some too

  

lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently:

poetry-siir:

HELP

  

owlpellet:

owlpellet:

“i’m not triggered or upset by or even ideologically opposed to it, i just associate it with something so bad that i can’t enjoy it anymore” is such a frustrating relationship to have with a piece of media

it’s covered in the fucking ooze!!

  

filmnoirsbian:

Aging is hot. Gray hairs are hot. Smile lines are hot. Get with it.

  

hoziergender:

macklemore really just said walk into the club like what up I got a big cock and we just accepted that. what was going on in 2012

  

disgustinggf:

  

leolaroot:

teens on social media are pressuring each other into performing the happy Smiler challenge in which they try to become a shining sunbeam and inspiration to all they meet