OKAY SO TODAY I HAD TO STAY AFTER SCHOOL TO TAKE A QUIZ I HAD MISSED AND THERE WAS A KID THERE FOR TUTORING AND HE PULLED UP THIS STOOL THAT HAD ANOTHER STOOL STACKED ON TOP OF IT AND HE WAS LIKE “IS THIS STOOL BIG OR IS THERE JUST TWO OF THEM” AND I WAS LIKE “IT’S A MUTATED RESIDENT EVIL END BOSS STOOL THAT’S WHY IT’S SO BIG”

AND THEN MY MATH TEACHER LOOKED AT ME AND POINTED TO HIS TIE

AND IT HAD THE FUCKING UMBRELLA LOGO ON IT I NEARLY SHIT MYSELF